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All rivalries eventually come to an end. Except for sibling wars, that sh*t is forever. Bored Panda has compiled a list of hilarious brother & sister posts, and they'll show you what you're missing out on if you're the only kid in your family. Peace and quiet, mostly. But also quite a few grins and giggles.

世界上所有的对抗(大大小小的“战争”)最终都会结束。但兄弟姐妹之间的“战争”,绝对是永恒存在的。国外一家网站(Bored Panda)就收集了一下兄弟姐妹之间的日常互怼互黑;如果你是家里的独生儿女的话,那你肯定错过了很多(重要的时刻)。最主要也就是“久违的”和平与安静,当然也会有很多欢声笑语。好了,话不多说,快来看看吧~

1. Had My Leg Amputated And My Brother Shows Up To The Hospital Dressed As A Pirate

我做了腿部的截肢手术,躺在医院里,哥哥就打扮成了海盗来探病

兄弟姐妹

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2. We Always Get Each Other Ironic Gifts, My Little Sister Killed It This Year: Batteries Not Included

我们经常会在送礼物时互损,这是我妹妹今年送礼物时写的:礼物总不包括电池哦~

兄弟姐妹

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3. My Emt Brother Got Me A Very Important Medical Bracelet This Year

我的兄弟今年送了我一条紧急医疗手链,上面刻着“请删除我的浏览记录”

兄弟姐妹

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4. Made Masks Of Sister's Fiance Face For Bachelorette Party, This Is What She Walked In To

在妹妹的单身派对上,这群小姐妹们把她未婚夫的脸做成了面具,这就是她走进来看到的画...面...

兄弟姐妹

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5. Girlfriend's Brother Was Very Honest Today

我女友的弟弟今天真的是非常诚实了...

兄弟姐妹

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6. My Appendix Burst And My Brothers Are Wankers

这就是我的好...兄...弟...们

兄弟姐妹

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7. About 5 Years Ago, I Put Googly Eyes On A Picture Of My Brother As A Baby. They're Still There To This Day

大概是5年前,我把玩偶的眼睛放到了弟弟的照片上,它们现在还在呢~

兄弟姐妹

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8. Sister Welcomes Newborn Sibling To The Family

姐姐欢迎新生儿弟弟的独特方式

兄弟姐妹

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9. Bought My Brother Tree Trimmers For Christmas, Built A Cardboard Frame Around Them And Wrapped Them Like This

送兄弟的圣诞礼物,自行车是拿硬纸板自己剪的,然后又用包装纸包了起来

兄弟姐妹

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10. My Mom Wanted A Selfie Of Her Sons At Our Sisters Wedding

老妈想要一张我们在姐姐婚礼上的自拍合影(仔细看,有“惊喜”哦~)

兄弟姐妹

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小伙伴们,

你有兄弟姐妹吗?

你们是不是也是这样日常互怼互黑呢?

欢迎留言分享你的趣事哦~

图源:boredpanda.com

Ref:

https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-brothers-sibling-jokes/